Dialogue with an Idiot
I haven’t been to Burger King in literally 2 years. The last time I went, they didn’t have Chicken Fries…instead, they had “Chicken Tenders” — so obviously I was curious what was with these chicken fries. This is the conversation that followed; verbatim.
Me: What’s the difference in the Chicken Fries and Chicken Tenders
Girl: One’s Chicken Fries and the other’s Chicken Tenders.
Me: .. .. Yeah, but is one seasoned differently? Do they taste the…Nevermind, I’ll have a #7 with a Coke.
Girl: Everybody in here says they don’t taste no different.
Me: Well, in that case, I’ll have an 8-pack Chicken Tender and a Medium Fry.
Girl: Is that a meal?
Me: No, just the tenders and the fries.
Girl: Drive to the first window please.
The dialogue ended here, as the next guy to greet me wouldn’t even say, “Hello” or, “How are you?” or, “Thank You”.
ED: Oh and for those of you wondering, the chicken fries are what the tenders USED to be…the tenders are now what is commonly reffered to as “nuggets”.
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