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Five conditions for facebook friendship

Below are 5 conditions that must be met in order for me to accept a facebook friend request: 1. If I saw you in public, I would recognize you. If you have a profile picture, and I can’t for the life of me figure out who you are. I’m gonna ignore you. 2. If I [...]

Dialogue with an Idiot

I haven’t been to Burger King in literally 2 years. The last time I went, they didn’t have Chicken Fries…instead, they had “Chicken Tenders” — so obviously I was curious what was with these chicken fries. This is the conversation that followed; verbatim. Me: What’s the difference in the Chicken Fries and Chicken Tenders Girl: [...]

In case of fire…

Kid gives inspirational speech after learning to ride his bike

Ditto.

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And I’m a PC

I screen captured this from andimapc.com. The guys who made it (Nerduo) also have a site called App For That, which is where I got this pic:

Twitter people think about burritos

Just thought this was funny. Twitter is often made fun of for people saying things like, “I’m going for a run” and, “I’m thinking about having a burrito”. Well, it’s true, this is live RSS…so all of these entries are live. Twitter search for thinking+burrito Twitter search for “going for a run” The real shocker [...]