The Official Site of Joseph Hinson » Funny http://josephhinson.com Thoughts and Ramblings of Joseph Hinson Wed, 18 Jan 2012 02:56:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 One of those days… http://josephhinson.com/2011/10/one-of-those-days/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=one-of-those-days http://josephhinson.com/2011/10/one-of-those-days/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:40:36 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=1572

I think this image accurately captures the sentiment of many Red Lobster wait-staff during endless shrimp season (from what I’ve heard)

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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

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Big kid on barney

]]> http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/big-kid-on-the-se/feed/ 1 Not Vegan http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/not-vegan/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=not-vegan http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/not-vegan/#comments Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:55:57 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=577 Carnivores dont need a support group.

Carnivores don't need a support group.

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]]> http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/not-vegan/feed/ 0 Five conditions for facebook friendship http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/five-conditions-for-facebook-friendship/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=five-conditions-for-facebook-friendship http://josephhinson.com/2011/09/five-conditions-for-facebook-friendship/#comments Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:55:55 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=640 Below are 5 conditions that must be met in order for me to accept a facebook friend request:

1. If I saw you in public, I would recognize you.

If you have a profile picture, and I can’t for the life of me figure out who you are. I’m gonna ignore you.

2. If I saw you in public, I would speak to you.

If we aren’t even friendly in real life, why be friends on facebook? Really? I have enough crap to wade through already, I don’t want you adding to the mix. IGNORE.

3. We have the type of relationship that can withstand years of being out-of-touch

If, at one point in time, we were best friends, I want to know how you are, so send me a friend request. If you were in my 3rd grade class and came to my party, played with my toys, then left without saying thank you: IGNORE.

4. You don’t irritate or annoy me.

Some people send me Facebook friend requests, and I just don’t care to accept. I don’t want to have to remove their news feed from my home page, I don’t want them to send me messages or look at my pictures, because to be honest, they just get on my nerves. IGNORE.

5. You didn’t beat me up in elementary school

Kind of speaks for itself I think. I know the only reason you want to be my friend is so you can look at my pictures, jerk. You know who you are. IGNORE with a vengence.

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Me: What’s the difference in the Chicken Fries and Chicken Tenders

Girl: One’s Chicken Fries and the other’s Chicken Tenders.

Me: .. .. Yeah, but is one seasoned differently?  Do they taste the…Nevermind, I’ll have a #7 with a Coke.

Girl: Everybody in here says they don’t taste no different.

Me: Well, in that case, I’ll have an 8-pack Chicken Tender and a Medium Fry.

Girl: Is that a meal?

Me: No, just the tenders and the fries.

Girl: Drive to the first window please.

The dialogue ended here, as the next guy to greet me wouldn’t even say, “Hello” or, “How are you?” or, “Thank You”.

ED: Oh and for those of you wondering, the chicken fries are what the tenders USED to be…the tenders are now what is commonly reffered to as “nuggets”.

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]]> http://josephhinson.com/2011/07/in-case-of-fire/feed/ 0 Kid gives inspirational speech after learning to ride his bike http://josephhinson.com/2011/06/kid-gives-inspirational-speech-after-learning-to-ride-his-bike/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=kid-gives-inspirational-speech-after-learning-to-ride-his-bike http://josephhinson.com/2011/06/kid-gives-inspirational-speech-after-learning-to-ride-his-bike/#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:30:22 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=1501

]]> http://josephhinson.com/2011/06/kid-gives-inspirational-speech-after-learning-to-ride-his-bike/feed/ 0 Ditto. http://josephhinson.com/2009/11/ditto/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ditto http://josephhinson.com/2009/11/ditto/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:29:04 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=753

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]]> http://josephhinson.com/2009/11/ditto/feed/ 0 And I’m a PC http://josephhinson.com/2009/08/and-im-a-pc/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=and-im-a-pc http://josephhinson.com/2009/08/and-im-a-pc/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:47:39 +0000 Joseph http://josephhinson.com/?p=654 Clever

I screen captured this from andimapc.com. The guys who made it (Nerduo) also have a site called App For That, which is where I got this pic:

App For That

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